I love talking to parents about their different parenting techniques, including ones that I never thought or heard of, but they have found to be effective. In the course of\u00a0many years, I have gathered many different ideas, but the best ones are sometimes kind of silly and full of humor. So in honor of Adar, here are some quirky and fun parenting tips that actually work:<\/p>\n
Quail\/Slav Parenting:<\/strong><\/p>\n My friend, Seth, calls his technique slav parenting. Slav is the Hebrew word for quail. When the Jewish people were in the desert, they often complained about not having water, or food and finally meat. G-d frustrated with their complaints, finally sends hordes of quail their way. At first our ancestors were glad and ate their fill, but soon the excess gets to them. They become sick of the quail. Lesson learned: There can be too much of a good thing.<\/p>\n When Seth\u2019s kids ask if they can have something, he tries to always say \u2018yes\u2019 even if he wants to say \u2018No.\u2019 His son decided when he was around 8 years old that he was only going to eat chocolate. He and his wife said, \u201cFine! No problem.\u201d They then proceeded to give him chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They didn’t say a word. (Saying, \u201cWell here\u2019s your chocolate, I wonder how long you are going to eat this before you get sick of it,\u201d defeats the whole purpose!) After 2 days of eating chocolate, he was obviously tired of chocolate and wanted to go back to his regular fare. Again, they said nothing, no \u201cSee, I told you so, etc.\u201d She just went back to serving him his regular food. The best lessons are of course are silent (and maybe also full of chocolate!)<\/p>\n Zombie Parenting:<\/strong><\/p>\n My friend Michaela coined this term. This technique is used for a child who likes to argue with their parents, drawing them into a power struggle. The reason they do this? Either they are a very independent child, they like action, they are bored or they don’t know appropriate ways to gain their parents attention.<\/p>\n Unfortunately, Michaela and her husband always seemed to fall for this ploy.<\/p>\n For example when their son, Benny, was taking too long in the bathroom and his brother needed it, he starting taking an extra long time to brush his teeth. When confronted, he said, \u201cWell, I am not leaving the bathroom! I can stay in as long as I want!\u201d In return, Michaela, said, \u201cOh yes, you will! It\u2019s not nice you need to share! Your brother needs the bathroom.\u201d The fight was on. Eventually, when Michaela got Benny out of the bathroom, and she felt she had technically \u201cwon\u201d the battle, deep down she knew she had lost. Lost energy, loss of confidence, loss of dignity and a lost temper.<\/p>\n Instead, after speaking to a therapist, she employed zombie parenting. The next time, Benny wouldn\u2019t relinquish the bathroom, Michaela said, \u201cBenny, your\u00a0brother, Eli, would like a turn in the bathroom.\u201d Benny returned with his typical, \u201cWell, I am not leaving the bathroom! I can stay in as long as I want!\u201d Michaela, remained expressionless, zombie like and said calmly \u201cThat is true, you can stay in there as long as you want.\u201d She turned to Eli and said, \u201cCome and use my bathroom.\u201d She did not take part in her cycle of the power struggle, she cut the arguing short and had taken the wind out of Benny\u2019s sails. After a few days of zombie parenting, peace reigned again in her household.<\/p>\n Talking to The Wall Parenting:<\/strong><\/p>\n I got this from Tehila Friedman in an article she wrote for Mishpacha magazine. She uses the \u2018Talking to the Wall\u2019 technique that was inspired by her and her sibling\u2019s childish antics. In order to annoy each other and not get in trouble they would talk to the wall. For example, \u201cWall, I wish Chani would stop breathing so loudly.\u201d Or \u201cWall, do you know Rikki is such a baby, she cries over every little pinch.\u201d When their mother would admonish them, they would just say, \u201cJust talking to the wall, Mom!\u201d<\/p>\n She decided to use it with her kids, but with a grown up twist. To stop the fighting she would turn to the nearest wall and say, \u201cWall, I wish this fight would end. I hate when my children hit each other.\u201d To convince a recalcitrant child to take a bath, she would say, \u201cI\u2019m sorry Wall. I also wish no one had to take a bath ever. Unfortunately, in this house, girls who have spent the afternoon in a sand park don’t really have a choice about a bath.\u201d<\/p>\n Strangely it worked, at times it made her kids laugh and at times, because she wasn\u2019t talking directly to her children, they actually were able to listen. I give it an A+ for creativity.<\/p>\n Drama Queen Parenting:<\/strong><\/p>\n This is a great one; that I have used many times. When my children ask for something in an impolite way, like, \u201cI want my sandwich now!\u201d I restate their\u00a0request with an \u201cOh boy! I wish I was asked like this: Mommy, dear, who I love so much! Who has made me the most delicious sandwich, can I have it pretty please?\u201d This usually gets a laugh and a sheepish, \u201cCan I please have my sandwich?\u201d Whatever the reason, it works.<\/p>\n So, there you have it four quirky parenting tips to add to your toolbox!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I love talking to parents about their different parenting techniques, including ones that I never thought or heard of, but they have found to be effective. In the course of\u00a0many years, I have gathered many different ideas, but the best ones are sometimes kind of silly and full of humor. 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